(Updated For 2009 – In Ascending Order of Awfulness)
- Nude photos of your relatives***
* This is a good way to keep kids from coming back.
**Kids these days have it easy what with computers and the dental care and the system working to protect them. When I was a kid we didn’t have a fancy registry telling us who the sex offenders were. On Halloween we went out unsupervised, knocked on doors and hoped for the best. Usually it turned out fine.
***Not the hot ones either.