Bad Things to Get While Trick or Treating

(Updated For 2009 – In Ascending Order of Awfulness)

  • Pennies
  • Apples
  • Toothbrushes*
  • Raisins
  • Molested**
  • Nude photos of your relatives***

* This is a good way to keep kids from coming back.

**Kids these days have it easy what with computers and the dental care and the system working to protect them.  When I was a kid we didn’t have a fancy registry telling us who the sex offenders were.  On Halloween we went out unsupervised, knocked on doors and hoped for the best.  Usually it turned out fine.

***Not the hot ones either.

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5 responses to “Bad Things to Get While Trick or Treating

  1. aliastaken

    I love that Innocent Bath-Time Photos Get Kids Taken Away From Parents comes up under this as a ‘possible related post’.

  2. Hahahaha. When I was a kid, my orthodontist lived on my street. At Halloween he would hand out toothbrushes with his business card attached. Shameless!

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