I’ll be on the road for the next day and a half, in my absence please refer to the following people for your online entertainment and education:
Jason Permenter – who kind of looks like me if I were thinner.
My wife – who implied I’d look more like Jason Permenter if I lost some weight; despite this comment I can’t wait to get back home to her.
If I don’t return, avenge me.
PS – Since this trip is less than 48 hours, these travel guidelines will not apply.