Be the Boy has moved to Summer Blogging hours. Details about this can be found here. Here’s another post in 100 words or less.
Last night I was sitting on the couch reading when I spotted my wife doing something unusual at the sink. I stopped reading and asked:
Honey, what are you doing over there?
-I’m pouring whiskey into this soda can.
Don’t we own glasses?
-Yeah but this way I can have a drink without having to wash a glass.
Clearly I married someone smarter than me.