Due to budget cuts Be the Boy has moved to Summer Blogging hours. Details about this can be found here. Here’s another story in 100 words or less.
I’m Sure The Police Had Better Things To Do
My brother was only 6 when I got my first car: To commemorate the occasion my brother drew a sign. On a piece of dot matrix printer paper he carefully drew a border with magic marker and then wrote, in crayon, a phrase that he heard around the house.
I proudly taped it to the dashboard and didn’t consider removing it until the day a police officer that had pulled me over asked why I had a sign that said “Kick me hard, bitch.”
Despite the police questioning me, the sign stayed up until I sold the car.