Hard times require sacrifices and my blog is no exception. Until further notice my storytelling budget will be limited to 100 words or less (not including this brief introduction).
The End Never Tasted So Sweet
According to Edgar Whisenant the world was ending that afternoon and Jesus was coming for the righteous. Despite not being righteous or even religious we gathered together on that afternoon because Edgar Whisenant was a former scientist and probably knew about this sort of thing. At best we could fool Jesus or at least be together when the end came.
An hour before the end my mom sent me to the store.
– Get cake but be back before Jesus.
Why face the rapture without cake? Also, Jesus could have turned it into 50 cakes, but he never showed.