For today’s edition of Be The Boy Holidays 2008 I’m looking back at some holiday related bad behavior and some still unfulfilled wishes.
Christmas Related Things I Have Done Wrong
1980– Removed items from my Father’s Christmas stocking, filled stocking with nails.
1983– Told my brother he was going to get gifts that he wasn’t really getting.
1984– Told sister that Santa had died.
1984– Stole from school holiday fair, spent gift money on candy.
1989– Stole from local store, spent gift money on cigarettes.
1995– Did shopping on Christmas Eve at 7-11 and 24 hour pharmacy.
1996– Insulted the Christmas Midget.
1998– Drove around on Christmas Eve distributing booze to the homeless.
2002– Neglected to shop until Christmas morning, bought gifts at adult video store.
2003– Taught youngest sister how to throw snowballs at cars and not get caught, also forced her to watch Teen Wolf whch she did not like.
Ever since then I’ve been pretty well behaved, hopefully this will result in some sort of Christmas miracle, like some of the gifts I never got as kids.
Items From Childhood Christmas Lists That I Never Got
Dukes of Hazzard Race Set
Eventually I got the last one but I had to pay for it myself.