Some Answers and A Few Links

Incorrect answers to the question “Why is Will wearing a jacket and tie today?”

1- Court date

2- Job interview

3- Trying to draw attention away from the fact that he’s not wearing pants.

4- Moved into a new neighborhood and by law he has to introduce himself to the neighbors.*

*This is a joke, I haven’t moved.

The correct answer to the question is:

1- Because I woke up feeling extra fancy and I thought a top hat and monocle would be overkill.

If you have any other questions please let me know.  In the meantime here are some links to things I like today:

Fantastic writer and fellow Long Island native Keith Law discusses his favorite board games.

My Friend Art pimps The Hot Blogger Calendar and throws his hat into the ring for the next edition (I’d vote for him)

Now that she took care of some business with Motrin, Jessica goes to the LA Auto Show.

Finally, this blogger is one of my favorite people in the world, he should be one of your favorites too.

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8 responses to “Some Answers and A Few Links

  1. mikeyh76

    YOU are gonna give me a swollen head, captain.
    And a top hat and monocle is ALWAYS appropriate. Always.

  2. betheboy

    I agree on the hat and monocle but keep in mind that I shop at Mr. Peanut for Men.

  3. Lisa Potato

    Did you know they actually rent top hats and fancy canes at the Men’s Warehouse? We asked when we went to get Ed’s tux. Sadly, they do not rent out monocles.

  4. boski93

    I think it is about time this country had a renewed outbreak of monocle-nucleosis.

  5. Thanks for the endorsement! Best of luck with the MRI results!

  6. Tag

    Oooo…I have a question!!!

    Is that itch normal?

  7. What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  8. betheboy

    @ Tag – If it continues you have some explaining to do.

    @ Melissa – African or North American?

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