You wanna hear about the stupid thing I did today? Get this, I hurt my knee this evening. I believe the correct medical term is “Hyper extended” but in plain English, I fucked it up. That’s not the stupid part though, the stupid part is how I did it. I somehow managed to hyper extend my knee while waking up from a nap. I’m such an idiot.
Let me explain, when I got home my wife was leaving the house so I found a spot on the couch and promptly dozed off. I woke up when I heard her unlocking the door a short while later and I tried to do the old “I wasn’t sleeping, I’ve been up thinking of presents to buy you” move. I quickly tried to stand up but I was still half asleep so I slipped and somehow hurt myself while trying not to fall. This is the dumbest couch related injury since the guy from The Fat Boys died when he fell off the couch (true story).
While I heal I suggest reading blogs written by people who aren’t dumb, start with this guy.