Just the Facts
When I saw my brother Mike in NY he was wearing a Chuck Norris shirt, then the next day he had another Chuck shirt on. So I said to him;
“Those Chuck Norris Facts are hillarious.”
– “What Facts?”
“You know…the facts…”
– “Never heard of them.”
“Why are you wearing the shirts?”
– “Because I like Chuck Norris”
My brother is awesome if for no other reason than he waers Chuck Norris shirts without the slightest touch of irony.
Somewhere in Brooklyn, a hipster’s head just exploded.
My brother, my father and me