TV Party Time
I don’t talk about TV much but I’m not one of those dicks who has to tell everyone how I don’t watch TV. While I rarely feel the need to write about TV this Sunday brings the final episode of the Sopranos, a show I have followed almost obsessively for several years. So what will Sunday night bring? I’ve got no clue however there are some things I hope DO NOT happen:
Soprano’s Endings That Would Leave Me Feeling Cheated
1- Any scenario in which Phil is not very dead.
2- Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, says he dreamt of Italians.
3- Cast takes the stage, plays The Stooges “No Fun” and walks off*.
Highly Unlikely Plot Points I’d Like to See
1- Lorraine Bracco breaks character to ask Peter Bogdonovich why he hasn’t made a decent movie in decades.
2-Tony revealed to be cyborg from the future sent to beat the shit of of AJ. Not to save humanity or anything, just because we all want to see it happen.
*That one’s for the punk rock nerds in the house