From the Rejected Vows Department…

Earlier this eveining my friend Billy was congratulating me on my plans to marry The Slackmistress when we had the following exchange:

Billy – Let it never be said that you’re afraid to go all in.
Me – I know it seems like I’m going all in on the third hand of the night but she’s like holding pocket aces.
Billy
– You should write that into your vows.

I’m pretty sure he was kidding, I’d hate to base my marriage on a poker metaphor. I guess I could say she’s like holding the nuts* but her mom reads this and I don’t want to sound dirty.

*(For those who don’t play poker “holding the nuts” means that the player has the best possible hand in a given situation.)

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