From the Rejected Vows Department…
Billy – Let it never be said that you’re afraid to go all in.
Me – I know it seems like I’m going all in on the third hand of the night but she’s like holding pocket aces.
Billy – You should write that into your vows.
I’m pretty sure he was kidding, I’d hate to base my marriage on a poker metaphor. I guess I could say she’s like holding the nuts* but her mom reads this and I don’t want to sound dirty.
*(For those who don’t play poker “holding the nuts” means that the player has the best possible hand in a given situation.)