Conversations with my Slack

This morning, over IM:

Me- I don’t know what to blog today.

Slackmistress – We were talking about something last night…before we started talking about cripple fucking.

Last Night at my house:

Me: There’s been a car parked in my spot for two days.

Slackmistress: Who does it belong to?

Me: I don’t know, but they have handicapped plates…I think someone is having sex with a cripple.

Slackmistress: When we live together…I don’t want you sleeping with girls in wheelchairs…House rule…no cripple fucking.

Yeah, she’s the one for me.

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