It’s my birthday today and, like I do every year, I’m celebrating by retelling an old family story.
The Best Advice I Ever Got About Hookers
Today marks 18 years to the day since I received some life changing advice. It was my eighteenth birthday and a relative pulled me aside to share some wisdom. He told me:
Always keep some extra cash on you, in case you run into a hooker.
-How much?
$20 should do it.
I kept that extra $20 in my wallet for years but I thankfully never used it in the way it was intended.
Happy Belated Birthday, Will!!
Oh hey, that reminds me, I still owe you that 20.
Happy super duper belated birthday.
And in the last 18 years, I think that advice should be updated to account for inflation. Nowadays I’d say you should keep about $27.58 in your pocket in case you run into a hooker.