Be the Boy has moved to Summer Blogging hours. Details about this can be found here. Here’s another post in 100 words or less.
Last night I was sitting on the couch reading when I spotted my wife doing something unusual at the sink. I stopped reading and asked:
Honey, what are you doing over there?
-I’m pouring whiskey into this soda can.
Don’t we own glasses?
-Yeah but this way I can have a drink without having to wash a glass.
Clearly I married someone smarter than me.
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I AM GOING GREEN.
Next up, a funnel.
Save water, pee on the lawn. No flush required! :)
genius, i say. pure genius.
And I get yelled at for eating a PBJ sandwich without using a plate.
She needs to write a manual.