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The Best Advice I Ever Got About Hookers
Tomorrow will mark 17 years to the day since I received some life changing advice. It was my eighteenth birthday and a relative pulled me aside to share some wisdom. He told me:
Always keep some extra cash on you, in case you run into a hooker.
-How much?
$20 should do it.
I kept that extra $20 in my wallet for years but I thankfully never used it in the way it was intended.
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“Make sure whatever you’re doing, you charge more than you time is worth” was the best advise I ever got- but it was from a hooker, not about one. Does that count?
Maybe I’ve been in Vegas too long, but $20 for a hooker seems like a steal ;-)
That’s a steal in any town but the money you save on the sex will need to be invested in antibiotics.
IIRC correctly, $20 was the going rate for a ‘hand job’ (it’s not dirty if you put it in quotes) in Florida a few years back.
For 25 she’d spit on her hand.
I used to babysit for a madame.