Comments on: Permission Granted

By: dvl

dvl — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:47:36 +0000

“…i’m just sayin…”

By: Inappropriate Comedian

Inappropriate Comedian — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:42:17 +0000

Guy falls in love with a deaf woman. They get married. Wife takes a pen and pad of paper an writes, “I know you are always very horny. How should I know to tell you if I do or don’t want to have sex?”

Husband writes back, “If you want to have sex, just pull on “it” 8 times and if you don’t want to have sex, just pull on it 375 times.”

By: Jessica Gottlieb

Jessica Gottlieb — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:43:02 +0000

Because we’re easily entertained, most wives have been known to wait for the first half snore before we poke you in the ribs to let you know you can poke away…

By: The Loss Adjuster

The Loss Adjuster — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:46:24 +0000

Something tells me The Wenis Commissioner should have an advice column…

By: Cinchy

Cinchy — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:25:37 +0000

Oh so funny ….hopefully in a few more years she will still be saying that.

By: betheboy

betheboy — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 22:30:49 +0000

I did not. Getting permission took most of the fun out of it.

By: Mighty Hunter

Mighty Hunter — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:58:24 +0000

Yeah, so did you end up washing the car?

By: J.R. LeMar

J.R. LeMar — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:47:24 +0000

So…did you?

By: betheboy

betheboy — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:39:24 +0000

Dear Wenis Commissioner,

It already is.

Signed,

The Commissioner of Looking at Things

By: the slackmistress

the slackmistress — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:37:54 +0000

Wenis Commissioner should be capitalized.

Signed,

The Wenis Commissioner