If I ever start a file called “Things I’ve said that I’ll someday regret” that file is sure to include the following:
4/23/09 – said to my wife:
“Last night I had a dream where our dog died. It was way sadder than the dream I had where you died.”
That’s a dumb thing to say, even if I had a good explanation for saying it.
It’s things like that statement that make me wonder if I’m living in a sitcom marriage. Sounds crazy right? Well consider these facts:
1-I’m married to a woman far more attractive than me.
2- I say and do dumb things (albeit less than I used to) and she still loves me
3- I have wacky neighbors
4- People sometimes laugh at me
Of course my life isn’t a TV show but if it ever becomes one I hope you’ll watch it. In the meantime you can catch up on the adventures of The Slackmistress and I by watching our live chat show on Saturday. It’s our weekly roundup of what’s been going on with us; kind of like a blog but with talking and occasional partial nudity from one of us.
The show starts at 8:00 pm Pacific time every Saturday and you can watch it at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bethemarriage. We’ll see you there.
Unlike the traditional sitcom formula, however, you’re not a Jim Belushi/Kevin James kind of fellow. You’re trying to lose weight. :)
Like that FBI guy on Family Guy said “I smell a sitcom!”
i would watch it and tivo it.
Partial nudity? I thought you said you weren’t going to show the scar anymore.
Do you happen to walk around with a laugh track hidden on your body?