Over the weekend I felt a sudden urge to get a tattoo and, thanks to the good people of Twitter, I was quickly talked out of it. Thanks internet, you guys are awesome.
Now don’t get me wrong, tattoos are awesome but I’m going to be 35 in June and before yesterday I had never seriously considered getting one. After a stern talking to by the internet I realized that 35 is not too old for a tattoo but it is too old for me to get one for the first time. The tattoo ship has sailed without me and I’m okay with that.
Apply the first tattoo/age logic I think it’s safe to say I’m also too old to be trying the following things for the first time:
- Starting and/or joining a gang
- Write any type of fan fiction
- Become a Juggalo
- Enjoy a Star Wars movie
I guess I’ll have to find something else to do now that I’m a grown up.
For the record it was going to be a Slackmistress tattoo.