Comments on: A Few Things Before We Go

By: theletterkae

theletterkae — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:00:01 +0000

This is what happens when I stop caring about the internet. And can I say, I am glad to see that you are just as morbid as I am. Every time I leave somewhere outside of my 10 mile radius which requires me to spend the night somewhere, I always make sure to leave a note of how I’d like to be buried, not to have a funeral in a church, and to contact the people listed on my cell phone (provided it survives my demise). This note is carefully tucked away in a place that people won’t come across until they start going through my stuff which works in my favor if I make it back safely but will suck if I do pass during a trip and my parents have my funeral at a church in any case.

I’d also like to add that I worry about this more flying overseas than across the country. If I die in the ocean, there’s a gnat’s chance that they’ll find my remains. If I crash somewhere in the good ol’ continental 48, they’ll at least know where I could’ve ended up.

By: betheboy

betheboy — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 06:38:03 +0000

When I say last will and testament I mean who gets the porn and records.

By: congo

congo — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:24:19 +0000

>Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass it is
>to have to write my last will and testament every
>time I want to take a weekend trip?

Yeah. No pain in the ass at all. You don’t own anything.

By: kim

kim — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:05:57 +0000

My mother just left us to our own devises and hoped for the best. It worked out fine every time (if you don’t count the time my brother burned down the kitchen)
I say we start a bidding war for the hat.

By: bravegirl

bravegirl — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:28:45 +0000

sheesh! how traumatizing was that? my parents just locked us in the closet until they got back from their trips.

By: Jodi

Jodi — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:33:22 +0000

Damn. I never thought of doing that. Not sure I’ll get a will done by the time I leave for Vegas this weekend though. Crikey.

By: Elwood

Elwood — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:53:22 +0000

Safe travels!

By: HeyJoe

HeyJoe — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:50:54 +0000

Shit, I was going to ask for the hat. Well, can you send me one anyway?

By: betheboy

betheboy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:46:33 +0000

VCM – I will be taking my hat with me so, no you can’t.

Miss Grace – You can have a dog just not OUR dog.

By: Miss Grace

Miss Grace — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:44:44 +0000

If you don’t come back, can I get a dog?