Yesterday I was telling my wife about a phone call from an old friend when the following exchange happened:
Me: I thought He was talking about a girl I used to go out with but it turns out he meant someone else.
Slackmistress: Which girl did you think it was?
Me: The one who was really weird.
Slackmistress: That doesn’t narrow it down enough.
Me: The one who had the icky thing with her brother.
Slackmistress: Could you be more specific?
and you can’t really blame her now due to your sordid and fun past :)
The “icky thing with her brother”? Please continue…