Every now and then someone will do a keyword search that will pull up something I wrote years earlier. When I see this has happened I’ll go back and reread the post. Usually I’m horrified by something I said or did but every once in a while I see something and say to myself…”That’s not so bad”. Here’s a post from 2005 that some random Google search pulled up today. I forgot all about it but I laughed when I saw it today. Remember, it you’ve forgotten it (or didn’t read me then) it’s a new post.
Cover Me (From July 2005)
This morning on my drive to work I heard it advertised that a local event would feature several tribute bands. In case you have never seen one, a tribute band covers songs by one band. To be a tribute band you need three things.
1-A name that refers to the band you are covering, for example: Beatlemania, Led Zep-Again etc…
2- Passing resemblance to the band members or the ability to dress like them
Most Importantly
3- The public needs to be familiar with the bands work
Keeping the third rule in mind I was surprised to hear that one of the bands performing was a Gin Blossoms tribute band. I assume they play a short set. Actually they could probably bill themselves as the actual Gin Blossoms and no one would know the difference. I think other musicians should following this lead and start tribute bands for one and two hit wonders. Here are some possibilities:
Fine Young Copycats -A tribute to the Fine Young Cannibals
The Funky Cold Medinas-A tribute to Ton-Loc
Super Bowl Shufflers-A tribute to the 1985 Chicago Bears
The New Child Pornographers- A tribute to Gary Glitter
Feel free to suggest other one hit wonder tribute bands in the comments.
“The New Child Pornographers”
Oh, the google searches you’ll get from that…
Gause Pads – a tribute to Band-Aid
sorry meant Gauze Pads
Jenny – I already get google hits based on the term Vagina Papaer Cup and Midget Poker so I look forward to the new ones.
Paco- The Gauze Pads could be a seasonal tribute band, just for Do they Know it’s Christmas. Also, they would be the largest tribute band ever.
I’d like to see a Goo Goo Dolls cover band. They might actually be better than the real Goo Goo Dolls.
Kings of Rock – Run DMC cover band
Men with Midgets – Men Without Hats cover band
Korn on the Kob – Korn cover band
Andrew Ridgeley – WHAM! cover band
I was writing a joke about a Weird Al cover band and I’ll be damned that I found a forum post looking for a bassist for their band.
Nothing and I say NOTHING will ever beat Mini-Kiss.
Are you trying to fool us by recycling an old blog? You hack.
I did lol, by the way. But you’re still a hack.