Comments on: Tell a Fourth of July Story http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/ Tue, 15 May 2012 04:48:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: aliastaken http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-483 Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:34:46 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-483 I lost my virginity on the 4th of July to the guy who bought the keg for the party at my house. It wasn’t as good as the grand finale.

]]> By: dailypiglet http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-456 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:58:09 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-456 i was double dating with a drug dealer that used to date my sister. he had a new girlfriend that was previously in a gang, with a teardrop tat on her face to prove it. (yeah, i know that doesn’t prove anything.)

we were all pretty wasted, the drug dealer was driving and i was with my pot head boyfriend in the back seat.

tear drop girl decided to jump out of the vehicle at a very large intersection and proceed to run across the street. for some completely stupid reason, i followed her thinking i would assist her stupid ass. at the middle part (the concrete things), i caught up to her and she proceeded to punch me right in the face.

it caught me off guard but i was quick to decide that she really wasn’t worth it.

]]> By: Lulu http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-448 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:08:30 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-448 @ChiaLynn- That made my whole day. AWESOME.

]]> By: melissa http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-446 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:41:53 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-446 I don’t have any good 4th of July stories. Just the mundane, burning my fingers on sparklers type of stories. I’m glad he got counseling, that story made me kind of sad, too.

]]> By: betheboy http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-434 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:29:08 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-434 Thanks Joseph, I hadn’t seen that before.

]]> By: Joseph J. Finn http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-433 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:26:36 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-433 An interesting companion piece to this at the Chicago Tribune today:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-vets-fireworks_02jul02,0,7870442.story

]]> By: ChiaLynn http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-432 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:14:55 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-432 @Lulu – here ya go.
http://ficlets.com/stories/36088

]]> By: Lulu http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-431 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:05:23 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-431 I forgot to mention that she was wearing a flag bikini and purple cowboy boots.

My competition is slim right now, I know there must be someone out there who has a 4th story involving monkeys, Corona and road rash.

]]> By: betheboy http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-430 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:56:42 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-430 Lulu – That’s the best 4th story I’ve heard so far.

]]> By: Lulu http://betheboy.com/2008/07/02/tell-a-fourth-of-july-story/#comment-429 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:53:06 +0000 http://betheboyblog.wordpress.com/?p=1538#comment-429 My ‘best’ 4th of July story involves my dad encouraging some half-dressed girl showing nipple to dance and take her clothes off in the back of a pick-up truck.

I was maybe six. And I still wonder why my fun, yet extremely classy mom didn’t leave him there with that truck-dancing girl that night.

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