Be the Boy Q & A

Questions People Have Been Asking Me Lately:

Are you going to shut up about this girl?

Probably Not

How did you trick her into dating you?

I’m not sure; perhaps I unwittingly made a pact with the devil. If I did make a deal with Satan I hope that it isn’t settled by a fiddle contest, and not just because I have never played one. Honestly I just think that a fiddle-off is pretty stupid way for the devil to settle things. I’d rather just give my soul and call it a day.

Where have the hobos been?

They are still around, in fact, yesterday was a big day as a new member of the hobo team appeared. The waffle loving, hard drinking hand job offering strangers who like to hang around my house have also embraced diversity since the new guy is the first black hobo. I’m happy to see that the hobo color line has been broken, and Dr. King’s message is still being heard. Well done hobo Dave, you are the Jackie Robinson of guys who pee in my backyard.