Conversation with my doctor:

Last week I went to the doctor because I still haven’t been able to sleep enough.

While she checked me over she asked me questions.

Do you drink alcohol?
-”No”
Do you use drugs?
-”No”
Are you gay at all?
-”No.”
-”Wait, I own the original cast album to Cabaret, how much does that count for”?

I’ve had my own questions since my appointment, besides what possessed her to ask me that:

What does “gay at all” mean? Also, Is there some sort of gay sleep disorder that I’ve managed to get despite not being gay myself. Is this a standard Dr. question?

(On a related note, I need surgery in order to correct my sleep issues.)